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Monday 13 February 2017

What a wekend

Oh my word we've been waiting for this weekend for what feels like a decade. We've been playing with a couple (She:A he:O) for near enough 10 years if not longer. After having met in our late teens and the first night we met we had some naked fun with our own partners in the same room. We have been the best of friends with these guys ever since. Our relationship bloomed over the years and eventually we all slept together a few years ago but all decided this was a bit far to go and may have too much of an impact on our friendship.

That "we thought" was the end of that, of the sexual portion of the relationship. Until new year 2016/2017, we all spent hours fucking each-others brains out! Brill. Shortly after, we all decided to have a night away. We booked it for this weekend just gone, which was my wife's birthday. I knew things were going to be serious when my wife ordered a strap on to try out on A, and told me she had discussed with her that they would both like to try using it!

Swinger tips for complete beginners.

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Taylor Momsen - Full Frontal in Heaven Knows Video

It's posts like this that stop people finding actual nude photos of their favourite celebrities, the more that high profile websites (unlike this one), post articles with headlines like "Taylor Momsen - Full Frontal", the harder it is to find low-profile websites (like this one), with an actual full frontal video, if one exists.

I've never actually listened to a song by The Pretty Reckless, nor have I watched a single episode of Gossip Girl, who she signs for and and which she acts in respectively. Until now!

No I haven't watched gossip girl, and probably never will but I have now heard a Song by The Pretty Reckless, and it's pretty damn good. Yes I only watched it because it has Miss Momsen dropping her robe and leaving only the tinniest bits to the imagination. In this case she has only a body-painted or stuck on crucifix with an arrow at the bottom covering her bare breasts and pussy!

Woah, now Taylor is no stranger to getting quite obviously naked in her live performances, showing off her body is part of her character. But is she being firmly expressive or exploiting sexuality to sell her music?

I'd question that we look back at her history of nudity to answer this puzzle. It's fairly obvious when you consider that she always keep she best bits covered. Sex sells, we know this and so does she. She always shows everything "but" the bits people really want to see. It's like taking you to the edge of orgasm but not letting you finish, edging I think it's called. You want her, she makes you want her, she's playing hard to get and only when she really needs a publicity boost will she bear to bare her puppies.

A better example of true personal expression was back when Avril Lavigne flashed her bra in September last year, It was more of a Fuck You I won't do what you tell me attitude than a hey look i'm naked again. We certainly don't object to Miss Momsen's approach, but we can't say it doesn't upset us that she seem to have the angry "I've got attitude face", yet seems to be taking advantage of people who look up to leaders of modern expressionism. (remember se said "seems to be", we could be wrong, and normally are).

People, young girls (women) especially will look up to Miss Momsen, and no doubt try to emulate or even beat her in this act. By all means ladies, be free but more than that, be yourself whilst you're doing it. Taylor looks fantastic in this video and if you've got it, and the balls to do so, damn well flaunt it.

And to Taylor; It's an awesome song, but please babe, put a smile on your face and show us your tits already.

UPDATE: Well, if it is commercialism, it' definitely works because I just bought the album.

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Will Kate Mara ever do a nude scene?

So, will Kate Mara ever do a nude scene?

We've had a thing for Kate ever since se appeared in Season 5 of 24, Shehas everything we could possibly want. A Redhead with an awesome rack. She has so much raw sex appeal that we ilterally just want to bite her.

It turns out this girl should have been on our radar from years earlier thanks to a tame but arousing girl-on-girl kiss scene leading to a suggested threesome in Nip/Tuck.

but what about actual sex scenes, for this girl does she have the acting skill to convince us she is making sweet passionate love. In house of Chards season one she finally starts showing off assets with a cracking scene in front of Kevin Spacey where she strips down to sexy thong and shirt combo giving us a great look at her ass. have I mentioned biting yet?

She finally shows us her sex-acting prowess, when Spacey gets up close and personal between her legs, all this whilst she is on the phone! I'm convinced she's loving it. I had no ideas what happened in House of cards, i have no understanding of how the UK political system works nevermind the US. It's something about state senators and whoever's the man gets to be put in power. Anyway Mara was the real reason we stayed glued to the episodes. (Well, her and Kristen Conneley).

So with Season 2 of House of Cards just released, can we hope that this fiery sextastic beauty is going to show the goods? Honestly, we doubt it, she certainly has no problem playing or teasing sex-pot stardom, but she seem to have gone the route of "I don't feel it would be credible to my career", along the lines on Anna Kendrick.

Will she ever go nude for a role? We can't find any evidence of her commenting on this either way, and no news is always good news isn't it?

At least she's a good actress and fun to
watch so we'll just live with the hope.

UPDATE - Here's a topless photo of Kate from House of Cards Season 2 Episode 1, this (we presume) is one of the photos Spacey's character took during Season 1, we also believe it's very likely a body double. If you know anything to the contrary, please let us know.

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Wednesday 12 February 2014

Happy Birthday Christina Ricci

I've got to be honest i'm not the biggest fan of Christina Ricci, but my wife is. So, "we" decided to feature the the Adams Family star today. I kinda fancied her a bit in casper when I was a young teen myself but she's never really grabbed me in a particular role, with the exception of After.Life, which was an interesting concept and the nudity was believable. Gratuitous yes, but it worked.

Speaking of which, lets have a look at some of her nude scenes.

Are you a girl? do you like Christina, has she inspired you at all? let us know in the comments?

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Prozac Nation (2001, Age - 21)

CHRISTINA RICCI TOPLESS by samguitargod

Ann Summers Ultimate O - Sex Toy Review

Where to start with a sex toy review? Well, what do you want to know about this product? Does it work? Yes. Will it give you the best orgasm you can possibly have? Possibly.

Ok so lets get to the meat of it, I'm glad this is presented well in a nice box because the first reaction to the toy itself is that it looks quite odd. We wondered if hentai had become mainstream without anyone telling us but it turns out the form of the device entirely supports it's function.

We picked this up because we'd run out of silver, gold, pink and christmas edition bullets. literally killed them! So, this was the new gadget on the block and it looked interesting and the demo model seemed quite powerful.

This is a perfect standby toy for sitting in your bedside drawer, before this the bullet was the old go-to for a quickie, but you could always do with something a bit more powerful, right? The unique factor of the bullet was the power for it's size, but unless you are desperate to always have your toy in your purse you can probably handle something with a bit more bulk.

For clarity purposes this is basically like having 2 bullets (the larger prongs) sit either side of your clit, massaging the whole area this actually works much better than direct pressure. Like the ears on your rabbit but with the vibrators directly in each arm. The third arm however has no motor but pressing this down as the other motors are running increases the amount of direct pressure, perfect to just pop you over the edge.

Two other great features, the texture of the silicone is fantastic, anything but a natural feel but this hasn't exactly been designed to simulate a real anything, unless tentacles are your thing. And the rechargeable battery "hooray", on the down side when the battery dies it's not replaceable and you need to remember to keep it charged for the odd occasion where you may want it. but did we mention, rechargeable batteries. All the benefits of a rechargeable device, Thank you for including this Miss Summers.

The Ultimate O?

Above I briefly described how to use the toy, I could be completely wrong. the promotion on this item clearly states "I'd always struggled to reach orgasm until now. Thank you!" but who said this? I'd presume since it's on the packaging someone in a test group. What was this persons perspective of sex toys, how much was she coached, encouraged or instructed on the use of this. Probably more than I have been. Unless my packaging was faulty I didn't receive any instructions with this. Yeah, it's some what obvious "place on sensitive area and rub" but I haven't reached the ultimate O this promises, even with support of another person and toy. So I can't confirm that this works or if I'm just not realising it's full potential.

In Summary, it's far from a hitachi, but it's compact and powerful. Certainly worth the £40 price tag. Unless someone at Ann Summers wants to start including some usage tips or get in touch with some I'd say this is worth being in your collection if you don't have something similar already. But if you already have something that fits in this category, I'd say you can wait until their broken before you upgrade.

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Tanya Croft Nude Who's that Girl?

What a stunner! This is Tanya Croft - Nude, a long time Cosplayer, Contributor and Lara Croft fanatic who has been part of the Deviant Art community for a few years now. We very much doubt her surname is Croft but this girl is such a huge fan, she's added it to her online handle.

For those of you who don't know, Cosplay is essentially Role Playing in Costume, the majority of which is created by the individual modelling it. In our eyes Tanya is an absolute star in the Cosplay community, but she has been disrespected by a portion her fellow community members because of the photo collection below.

Based on the brief knowledge we have , Tanya has removed these pictures from her profile because of negative attention. people saying that it depicts Lara as nothing more than a sex symbol. This is what really upsets us, this girl has chosen to do something incredibly brave by posing partially nude, and fully nude, for these series of shots. And people are having a go at her, she should be applauded for several reasons.

Tanya is clearly a huge fan of Lara, just check out her deviant Art Gallery, it is covered in shots of her posing as Lara from different scenes across the entire series, because of this we would argue that she has more right than most to depict Lara how she see's fit.

One of the first, if not "the" first videogame female to make it in-to mainstream culture and arguably the most popular female videogame character to date. Argue if you like but Lara has always been a sex symbol, so to depict her topless is giving her typical audience exactly what they want. Kudos for that.

Another reason this girl must be applauded, is her physique. She is fit, Physically fit, unlike the supermodel size 0 body, Tanya has a fantastic set of curves on her along with an athletic body. I'd rather see pictures of women like this in magazines promoting health over being skinny.

Aside from her looks, being a strong woman is a major feature of Lara's character, the look on Tanya's face in these shots is often a better example of that trait than in Lara from the games. She certainly does it better than any of the models who have acted as Lara . She is strong, she is Independent and she is proud of who she is. I wouldn't want to be in a fight with her, well, maybe a wrestle.

It's a pity that Tanya felt inclined to take these shots down off her Deviant Art profile, We wouldn't blame her if she was fed up with people only wanting to see these pictures and ignoring the rest of her profile. The quality she puts into these photo-shoots oozes her passion for the the entire subject of Lara.

Anyone who puts this much effort into what they love should should only ever receive positive feedback and encouragement.

We've reached out to Tanya for a brief interview about her work and some info about the story of how these pictures came about, then what happened afterwards. Hopefully we'll hear more soon.